Imaysoundlikeanoldfogey, but I’m saying it anyways.
Tights do not qualify as pants.
Hotpants and short-shorts are not the same thing.
Underwear can never be substituted as shorts.
Bandos are to go UNDER shirts.
Stains are rips are only fashionable until they get confused with homelessness.
Over-sized is cute. Bag lady is not.
From this moment on, the high-bun is to be referred to as “stupid head”. There’s no excuse for that floppy sloppy configuration atop your noggin. Stop it.
If I ever see another whale tale again, I’ma cut that shit with scissors.
Same applies to boxers.
Camel toes are camel no’s. Just go a size up.
WTF is TNA???????????
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